Monday, March 14, 2011

An Almost True Fishing Story

This 75 year old guy loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice  say, 'Pick me  up. 'He looked around but couldn't see anyone. 
He thought he was dreaming when he heard 
the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the  water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said,  'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to  you.  
Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.  I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, then reached over, picked it up carefully and placed 
it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts?  Didn't you 
hear what I said?  I said kiss  me and I will be 
your beautiful bride.'

The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'    

Moral: With  age comes wisdom

Happy Monday!